Tim: Ok, Peter, what do you want for lunch?
Peter: Um. . . a peanut butter and paper-cut jelly sandwich.
Tim: You WANT a paper cut? Peter, do you know what a paper cut IS?
Peter: Yay, it’s little and round and orange.
Me: Peter! You goofball . . do you mean APRICOT ??
Peter: Oh, yea . . that’s what I meant, a peanut butter sandwich with apricot jelly.