Things NOT to say in public

Peter – “Dad . . . beat Mom!”
Dad – “What?!?!?”
Peter – “
BEAT Mom!”
Mom – “Excuse ME?”
Peter – “You know, like in a 
race!

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Peter – “Look!  There’ a big fat man!”  . . . . this is a hard one.  He was technically telling the truth, you know.  So, I guess we’ll be learning more about MANNERS!

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Peter – “Um, Grandma . . . . I can’t wash my hands . . your sink is kind of dirty
 (which actually was lime built up just around the tip of the bottom of the sink – honestly . . . this one was, I guess you could call, my little ‘guilty pleasure’ – my mom is the ‘clean queen’ . . so, for him to think that 
THAT was ‘dirt’, kind of made my day – OF COURSE, I didn’t tell HIM that!)

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